I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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