you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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