I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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