Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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