Can Purell be used as lube?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
FUCK WHALES
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