I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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