I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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