they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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