i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
you made out with another girl for some wings
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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