I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
People in love make me want to vomit
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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