I accidentally had phone sex last night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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