: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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