sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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