He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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