he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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