Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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