i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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