Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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