similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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