there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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