dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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