why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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