I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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