Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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