she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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