Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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