Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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