i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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