You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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