Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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