Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
soo... how was my night?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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