from now on my penis is your penis
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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