Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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