I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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