Christians are straight up FREAKS
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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