Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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