Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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