I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize