Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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