Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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