you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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