would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.