We should be called the Road Head Warriors
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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