this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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