How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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