franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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