if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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