so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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