Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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