I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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