Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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