maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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