just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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